1. Hey, you can buy Star Trek cologne & perfume. But do I want to wear Pon Farr perfume? I think that's the real question.

Interviewer: What is the connection between Star Trek and cologne?
Perfume Guy: Other than the fact that they have a lot of crazy names that sound really good for colognes? Nothing.

Heh.

2. This Keybag is pretty rockin'. It ( Read more... )

At 5 minutes and 6 seconds after 4am, on the 8th day of July of this year, the time and date will be ( Read more... )

I'm planning to stop off at the liquor store after work to get a little something (just a little!) for celebration/mourning (celourning?) the finales tonight & tomorrow.

Poll Beer is not an option because it's gross. Sorry, beer drinkers. I'm also thinking I'll get pita chips. Um, because Michael has been trapped in the pita pocket of life? Trying to ( Read more... )